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[14 Jan 2006|10:03am]
my band got a show februrary 14...that quick and i don't know how but whatever; that means we gotta come up with a few songs and improve the rest... this is gonna be fun as hell and i should be drunk...maybe... if things go as planned...(muhahaha...)
see ya later
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if you care....which you probably don't.... [05 Jan 2006|03:34am]
wow this thing was collecting dust... and since i got a brand new computer, you'll being seeing entries from me alot more often... life's been allright; i'm on break from bergen community until the 16th... when i'm not getting yelled at for having friends over by my mom and sister i have been chillin' with friends (some not seen in a while), british cake, jesus blood, and listening to new music...
in other news i have started a band with big dave, miguel, and guy. where in the progress of writing music so we haven't played any shows yet... the only constructive criticism for us that we have is to play some songs faster, but other than that it's starting to sound good... we're almost this close - to finding our sound but we'll find it, every band does after a while... i want us to sound new and exciting
and not like the shit everyone has done before... but overall i like working with everyone in the band and chemistery is a factor needed... we don't need to sound perfect cause sounding perfect is not my goal, it's actually the opposite of my goal, i wanna sound like shit, therefore, 4 people who play like shit = a harmony of shit which sounds good to us... but we all like doing our own thing and we have fun which is really all that matters to me...
well other than that thing are ok...
see ya later
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[22 Nov 2005|01:17pm]
today i want jump off a ten story building, that's how bored i have become...
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i have to admit, this entry is pretty god damn lame [08 May 2005|11:54pm]
i havn't updated this journal in a million years... but don't worry, i will when i have something important to say... ok. so until next time, bye...
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my computer sux huge donkey dick! :0 [15 Mar 2005|05:47pm]
[ mood | crazy ]

my computer is infected raging adware. i can't even use the internet in my house. every site will turn into an ad. it pisses me off....

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[05 Mar 2005|03:29pm]
i have nothing better to post... so have some fun filling out this survey...

What would you do if...

I committed suicide:
I said I liked you:
I kissed you:
I lived across the street from you:
I started smoking:
I stole something:
I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home:
I got into a fight and you weren't there:
I got pregnant:
I gave a guy head:
I gave you head:
I gave a girl head:
» Who are you?
» Are we friends?
» When and how did we meet?
» How have I affected you?
» What do you think of me? .
» What's the best memory you have of me?
» How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
» Do you love me?
» Have I ever hurt you if so how?
» Would you hug me?
» Would you ever kiss me?
» Where did I first meet you at?
» Did I ever go out with you?
» would you ever go out with me?
» Are we close?
» Emotionally, what stands out?
» Do you wish I were cooler?
» On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I to you?
» Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
» Am I loveable?
» How long have you known me?
» Describe me in one word.
» What was your first impression?
» Do you still think that way about me now?
» What do you think my weakness is?
» Do you think I'll get married?
» What about me makes you happy?
» What about me makes you sad?
» What reminds you of me?
» Do you think I’ll ever become famous?
» How well do you know me?
» Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
» Do you think I would kill someone?
» Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
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[01 Mar 2005|10:17pm]

finally, i have the privacy of the internet in my own home. i received it as a present for my eighteenth birthday. so now i don't have to deal with those bitches at the library who hassel you for bringing in a slice of pizza. i thought that was a very nice of my parents to get the internet finally.check out my journal info for my screename, if you care...

see ya later

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[20 Dec 2004|04:10pm]
the past week brought about some good times... last thursday or so dave wreck recited poetry at mama java's. the only witness to this performance were me, ryan, a solo guitar player, and the owner. it was obvious that he was making everything up as he went along. me and ryan had to hold back are laughter. the mama java guy loved it though...
saturday, me, nicole, jess, and krikus went to new jersey's lengendary clinton road. at first i was freaked out but then as we drove more up the road, i became less scared. nicole and jess kept getting various pictures of ghost orbs and random ghost smoke. beleive it or not, i saw ghost in those wild pictures surely they had to be. what else would it be? it was such a clear night at clinton road, you could see every star and there wasn't a cloud in the sky.
sunday, i attened a show in new york at the continental. it featured the kick ass line up of the bloodstain kings, total chaos, and the one and only exploited. even though wattie looked old and decreped,the exploited put one of the best show that i have ever seen in my life. the energy was incredible. i even jumped onstage and lended a hand with the vocals when they busted into sex and violence. they made everyone go nuts, it was great.
overall that was a good weekend...ok.
see ya later
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[08 Dec 2004|02:01pm]
wow... it seems that my journal is collecting cyber dust; so i must update!
well i'm just feeling tired i guess. nothing that crazy has happened(with the execption of that crazy old guy who screamed "HEY!"). other than that, it's just been the same old routine. the days pass and i'm bored...
see ya later
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rob's van from hell [15 Nov 2004|01:48pm]
since my mom is a pain in the ass and won't let me and my friends come in the house; me, allison, heather, chris (from moonachie), big dave, mike, natasha, and rob hung out in his mom's van. it housed some outrageous activity...
first off, out of no where, rob and heather decided to get "funky" in the spacious, fold out back seat area. so desperate for lovin', they set up a barricade with some shirts, and did it quietly... WHY? I DON'T FREAKIN' KNOW?!? if that was me, i wouldn't of done in front of so many people. and it's not like i saw anything...thank god...
but i might not be able to speak for the cars driving by.... and old dave wreck came right after they were done doin' it and then she mooned him! he of course, loved it...

later on we played a crazy game of truth or dare. the higlights were, heather showing dave her boobs, dave wreck licking mikes face, big dave running around the car shirtless, and rob waving his penis in traffic and giving heather a lap dance,(which i hid my eyes for, so i didn't actually see it, thank god)...

didn't make the cartoons with jess and nicole yet though but i will next friday i guess...

all in all, it was a strange and hilarious night...

see ya later
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[12 Nov 2004|04:37pm]
i haven't done a random update of my journal since god knows when... so the past few weeks have been pretty ordinary. nothing special. just sittin' around wastin' my brain....
tonight i might make fucked up flash movies with nicole and jess.
if we ever do make a flash movie, i'll be sure to post em' on my live journal and xanga...
see ya later
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[27 Oct 2004|02:28pm]
[ mood | dirty ]

umm... i pretty much didn't really have the time to come to the library last week so i didn't update...
well, my cat shesha is back. he just waltzed into my backyard week or two ago. he came back sooo skinny since he was more active and probably didn't eat much. so now he's back and that's good...
yep ok yea....
see ya later

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[15 Oct 2004|01:27pm]
[ mood | shitterboxed ]

today in school, i'd found out that the state requires us to take that hspa class 8th period and you can't be taken out of it. the only ones exclueded from that class were the ones who had not taken the test a week ago. so the guidance counselour said that they have to wait for the results to get back to see if i passed. which i hope will be very soon. so until then, i'm gonna have to take the other way out and leave like i do every freakin day myself. it's better than sitting in school til' 2:39...
see ya later

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[14 Oct 2004|01:27pm]
[ mood | bored ]

as you know from yesterday's entry, my cat she-sha ran away. well yesterday me and my dad spotted him in the backyard. unfortunatley, he ran off and we were not able capture him. at least i still know he's alive. but i hope he dosen't have rabies or something.

he seemed to be fatter than usual though. knowing him, he probably ate a bird or something. i rember he once ate a freakin' mouse! he truly is a predator and i hope gets his ass home cause i still miss him.

on a brighter note, my good ol' buddy john is home from college. he's spoting a beard and all. it was cool seeing him because i haven't talked to him face to face since last summer. plus, i didn't even get to hang out with him before he left because my dad forced me to to the beach and i felt like a bastard for doing so. yep, so i'm glad he's doin' well.

also, as of tommorrow in school, i will be placed in 7th period work study. which means i'll be able to leave 7th period. so no more cutting for me, i can leave the school as a free man!

see ya later

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[13 Oct 2004|10:37am]
[ mood | pissed cause the cat ran away ]

i really miss my freakin cat she-sha. last saturday, some of my sister's dumbass friends decided not to go the fuck home, so they broke into my freakin cellar and the cats got away. although bib went out, we got her back in the house. she-sha is m.i.a., and still hasn't come home. cats are notourious for coming home though, and my cat is fat and gets hungry easily. so i hope that he comes home soon cause i miss him....
see ya later

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350 watts of jamacian love [07 Oct 2004|01:25pm]
[ mood | my blatter is not full ]

it is no mystery that some guys feel that girls are like prizes. we'll make numerous attempts and sometimes we'll succeed. but other times, we try and try and get no where. this is the case with my friend from jamacia, fross and allison.
now fross is quite a character, one of his loves is doin' the nasty. so he's been wanting to do it with allison since he's met her i guess. yesterday, poor fross tried to sweet talk his way into allison's pant's with sweet lines such as "i'll give 350 watts of jamacian love" or something to that effect. now allison dosn't find this to be too flattering. she actually seems to be frightened of him. but it seems like the more she resist him, the more he tries. so yesterday was no execption.
so me, p.j., allison, and fross decided to go hang out at the bleachers near the field. it was there that he told me "i haven't gotten pussy in two months". so to make him feel better i told him i was a virgin (which i am). the fact that i'm a virgin suprised the hell outta him. he then got the bright idea that i should have sex with allison. so then he tried to force us to kiss and do it but his attempts failed. i wasn't gonna do it with her anyway though cause she's a good friend.
yep so that's just kinda the gist of what happened. i think it's pretty funny how frigthened allison is of fross. but if i were a girl, guess i wouldn't apprieciate a guy pushing his love on me (physically or mentally). or would i be a slut? nah, i'd probably be a lesbian...

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[30 Sep 2004|02:14pm]
[ mood | why? ]

nothing's happening...
yet... oh i've seemed to have farted!
yeah that's the best i could do right now...
see ya later

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the bitch rolls on [27 Sep 2004|01:46pm]
[ mood | pissed off ]

i love being a senior cause you could skip classes and never comeback...

well, today in math class i was just sitting there doing the usual nothing with nicole and then mrs.healey discovers my calculator. mrs.healey despises that terrible convienience of the calculator. so then, she goes on for for an hour about how i'm gonna be a worthless piece of nothing. then she brings up the question of "does your sister still live at home or go to school?" and i thought that was fuckin' rude. i took it as "your sister was a fuckin loser and i'm pretty sure you're gonna be one too". i wish i could slap that conservative, out of touch, bitch right in her fuckin' old, blind face. i really hope she gets hit by a car. seriously. she needs to mind her own business.

then she told me if i continued to do nothing, i would have to sit in my own little seat in front of the room, near the bookshelf in front of everybody, like a fuckin' retard. but fortunately, she didn't go through with it. if she told me to do that i would of left.

in conclusion, mrs. healey is a bitch. she deserves a fuckin' kick in the ass.

see ya later

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[23 Sep 2004|02:16pm]
[ mood | still diseased ]

ahh! at last i'm out of that god forsaken, piece of crap school. not that school was even that bad today but ya know... yeah...
i'm feeling quite lethargic so yeah...

bye

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[23 Sep 2004|01:45pm]
[ mood | diseased ]

these past few day's i have been feeling sick. i basically don't feel like doing anything. i don't even feel like writing this entry so i won't....

and i'm going home

---- school

see ya later

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